Buggered if I know. Never had time for him, myself. Brilliant editor, but-- HOLD THE PRESS! No, you idiot -- Hold it! Bugger. Call maintenance. And a crane. And an ambulance.What? Oh, yes. Evil Editor. Gave him his first job, fresh out of college. Couldn't stand the bugger; brilliant editor, though. Knew all the words. Never seen anything like it. Like some sort of lexical superhero. He'd fight to the death for a point of grammar. They always work for the news, don't they, those superhero buggers?
Now out of my way, the news doesn't stand around chin-wagging all day, does it?. I've a paper to run. Bugger off.
